Yeh, yeh, okeh. I've had this since I was eleven, and it is pointless. Whatever.

So aforesaid boy from like, February? Was Dave. Bombthreat boy from the HS.

Yes, I cheated on Chris with him. Yes, I used Chris as a rebound. No, I did not like Dave anymore than Chris, but Dave was a helluva better kisser.

Whatever. Techincally, I was dating Dave first. Since.. February 5th? I started going out with Chris on February 18th.

Me and Lizz did get into a fight. And we're friends again now. Honestly, what's a little fight over a boy to bring two people closer?

I did get piss drunk on Saint Patty's day, hooked up with Dave while Chris was on the other side of the mall, went back to Chittick with Chris and hooked up with him there. Then, I went back to the mall, threw up a bit in B&N while Britt held my hair back, went home and puked some more. Suprisingly, I lied my way out of things. I'm not grounded.

Drinking 19 ounces of vodka in less than an hour is wrong and very bad for you, as it results in alcohol poisoning. I'm a bad person, shoot me. It was fucking worth puking my guts up just to be that drunk.

But don't ever do it yourself, because you will probably get grounded. I deserved to get grounded, but I didn't. Haha, sucks for everyone who did.

I did go around school telling everyone that I was cheating on Chris and was going to break up with him. And then I lied my way out of that, even if he didn't really believe me or whatever.

I dumped Dave on the 30th. That was about 2 months. I dumped Chris the next night, on the 31st. That was about 1 and a half months.

I felt a little guilty about Chris. But then me and Alex set him up with Rachel. So now I don't really care.

Chris has called me a promiscuous slut (even if he didn't spell promiscuous right on AIM), and said that he was "ashamed" I was his first real girlfriend. I probably am a "promiscuous slut". However, he's just really dumb. He knew I was cheating on him, but he didn't dump me?

Probably the most insane shit I've ever heard, except for this: On Saint Patrick's Day, Bryan wanted to take the rest of the vodka back to Lizz's house. Chris wanted one of my Marlboros, but I didn't want to give him one. So, in the lowest point of Chris's pathetic life (which consisted mainly of getting drunk and being an anorexic prude, up until he met me, at which point he lost his prude-ness) he made the worst deal in the history of teenagers.

He traded that FIVE FUCKING OUNCES OF VODKA (that's not a bad amount at all) for one fucking stogie.

What an idiot.

The really bad thing is, Bryan had Marlboro one hundreds or something. The crap kind.

Hey, if Chris ever sees this (which he most likely never will), never talk to me in German again. You probably wouldn't be dating Rachel right now if it wasn't for me (with Alex's help), keh?

So, in conclusion, I've done pretty bad things these past months. I've lied, cheated, stolen, gotten drunk off my ass, gotten crazy stoned, got in a car with a complete stranger, alienated the good people, became closer with the bad people, smoked some friends away, and become an all around bad person.

Maybe I'm bragging. Cause I'm proud of it. Whatever. I'm outtie.

PS- I haven't even started.

Currently Listening Hello Rockview By Less Than Jake see related

- The Science of Selling Yourself Short

50 days three months away
i'll be laughing today
but your voice on the phone gives me a reason

111 days, babe

18437 9606

home. we're coming home. again.

Currently Listening Drunken Lullabies By Flogging Molly see related

- Drunken Lullabies

Me and Max broke up.

I won't say anymore there.

But compensation comes in the form of.. well, I won't say his name. But he's three years older than me, sweet, and a gentleman. Maybe he's using me to make one of my friend's angry. But I don't mind. I want to make her angry. I hate her now.

All the same, it's nice to be sought after once in a while.

And I heard from a friend about some kid freaking out cause someone had a pack of stooges. Seriously, they're cigarettes, not a hand grenade.

andwouldyoutellallyourfriends
you'vegotyourguntomyhead.

thissongisonlywishfulthinking
thissongisonlywishfulthinking.

LET'S GO

Tis like, the season to suck on things. Like candy canes. Seriously, Mally MooMoo deepthroated a few candy canes to entertain me during Froggy.

Present listing time. Omgz YES. This is why they have Christmas, so everyone can list all their pressies.

Grandparents: Check for $300.. nice.
Parents: $100 in cash, Led Zeppelin Album 4 cd, the Count of Monte Cristo in French (Yes, I can read a book in French.), make-up case with a gazillion different eyeshadows and an amazing mascara, and a shirt. Whoo yeah.
Aunt Audrey: Check for $100
Aunt Susan and Joe: Hoodie from the GAP (everything she gets me is from GAP)

Max and Danny: Well, they went shopping in Englishtown. And I'm really afraid to ask what they got me.
Lizz: Nightmare Before Christmas mug with Lock, Shock and Barrel on it. (I think that's their names), chain bracelet with a pink sparkly skull on it, guitar earrings, necklace with a rose, a skull, and handcuffs on it, and chocolate. Then for Secret Santa I got my orange shoelaces and two metalliac nail polishes.
Jenn: B&BW Vanilla lotion, vanilla lip gloss, blue eyeshadow
Nina: Socks and earrings (same as last year lolz)
Margo: Perfume that I sprayed everyone in sight with. (Including Max and Alec)
Kaity: Blue eyeshadow
Mal: She's getting me something from Puerto Rico.
Kourtney: Amazingly sexy black volcom shirt and necklace.
Frany: Pretzel thingy.
Alec: Amazingly gorgeous Belle from Beauty and the Beast jewelry box. That kid adores/spoils me.
Alex: Chocolate.
Rozena: She's giving it to me later.
Roger: A candle that apparently smells like Jesus.
Hanjing: Chocolate.
Shorty: Chocolate.

Hmm.. I gave Max a ticket to Flogging Molly and a Ramones CD. I gave Danny a ticket to Flogging Molly. Those boys had better love me forever. Lizz, I got her a makeup case and her Green Day 2006 calendar. Jenn got a makeup case and eyeshadow. Kniefy and Nina got makeup bags. Margo, Kourt, Frany, and Mal got eyeshadow and lipgloss. Alex, Rozena, and Alex I gave food. Tori, Hanjing and Alice got stockings. Kaity got green eyeshadow. I'm getting Roger a nice, low-cut shirt after break.

I'm at Aunt Audrey's right now. We got my dad's old vinyls out, and we're taking them home. He doesn't have much, just lots of Chicago, Lep Zeppelin, 3 Dog Night, Eric Clapton, Cream, Grand Funk... and some other stuff I forget.

Max got into my house (I gave him the key) but he got caught by the cop across the street. At least the cop didn't know he was in the house. Mmm I love Max. Lots.

He's gotten better at kssing.